Whether you've just tried to sell drugs to a uniformed policeman or you've just been pulled over whilst drunk and being pulled off, Criminal Behaviour will bring your worst misdemeanors to light. Related anonymously by the nation's coppers, lawyers, social workers and parole officers, each story demonstrates just how incapable and incompetent some of our law breakers are. Criminal Behaviour salutes those who protect us from criminal idiocy whilst serving up a fresh new helping of belly laughs in the process. Brought to you from the award-winning team behind 101 Uses of a Dead Kindle (winner of two Scottish Design Awards 2013), If Dogs Could Swear (nomitated for a Scottish Design Award 2014), and Amazon #1 bestseller, In Rude Health, Criminal Behaviour is sometimes disturbing, always uncompromising, and an utterly hilarious expose of crime's least dignified culprits.

Author Biography

Robbie Guillory was brought up in Norfolk and studied at the University of Glasgow. He has worked as a butler, educational mentor and in publishing. His first book, In Rude Health, sold over 35,000 copies.