Dexter Vinyl Apron

Ever catch your mind wandering to Dexter Morgan's charming, blood-spattered apron while you take in the kill scene of pretty much every awesome Dexter episode ever? Indulge your whim and get the Dexter Apron!

This black vinyl apron will keep you clean whether you're slicing up a bushel of tomatoes, a chicken carcass, or a serial killer. An adjustable neck strap ensures that all your vital body parts are covered. Be meticulously clean while you methodically follow your favorite recipes and leave no evidence that you were ever hacking and sawing away in the kitchen. One size fits most.