A Right Pair Of C****: The Complete F****** Derek & Clive

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Derek and Clive were fictional comedic characters created by Dudley Moore (Derek) and Peter Cook (Clive) in the 1970s.

Their outrageous performances were captured on the records Derek and Clive: (Live) (1976), Derek and Clive – Come Again (1977), and Derek and Clive – Ad Nauseam (1978). A greatest hits album containing some previously unreleased material, called Rude & Rare The Best of Derek and Clive, was released in 2011.

Considered highly offensive by many at the time, the sketches primarily took the form of bizarre, sometimes drunken streams of consciousness led by Cook, with interjections from Moore. Memorable moments from the records include Clive claiming that the worst job he ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's behind, Derek claiming his worst job was cleaning up Winston Churchill's bogeys (leading the pair to conclude that the Titanic was one such bogey) and a horse-racing ‘commentary’ featuring horses named after sexual organs or their vulgarised derivatives.

Needless to say, this complete Derek and Clive collection contains very strong language…

Track Listing:

Disc 1:
  1. The Worst Job I Ever Had (Live From New York City/1973)
  2. This Bloke Came Up To Me (Live From New York City/1973)
  3. The Worst Job He Ever Had (Live From New York City/1973)
  4. Squatter And The Ant (Live From New York City/1973)
  5. In The Lav (Live From New York City/1973)
  6. Little Flo (Live From New York City/1973)
  7. Just One Of Those Songs (Live From New York City/1973)
  8. Winkie Wanky Woo (Live From New York City/1973)
  9. Bo Duddley (Live From New York City/1973)
  10. Blind (Live From New York City/1973)
  11. Top Rank (Live From New York City/1973)
  12. Cancer (Live From New York City/1973)
  13. Jump (Live From New York City/1973)
Disc 2:
  1. You Stupid C***
  2. Coughin' Contest
  3. Cancer
  4. Non Stop Dancer/My Mum Song (Medley)
  5. Joan Crawford
  6. Norman The Carpet
  7. How's Your Mother
  8. Back Of The Cab
  9. Alfie Noakes
  10. Nurse
  11. In The Cubicles
  12. Ross McPharter
  13. Hello Colin
  14. Having A W***
  15. I Saw This Bloke
  16. Parking Offence
  17. Members Only
  18. Valerie's Hymen
  19. Mother
  20. Young Dudley Moore Performs 'Jump'
Disc 3:
  1. Endangered Species
  2. Horse Racing
  3. T.V.
  4. Bruce Forsyth
  5. Records
  6. Soul Time
  7. Russia
  8. Sir
  9. Celebrity Suicide
  10. Politics
  11. Labels
  12. Street Music
  13. The Horn
  14. Mona
  15. The Critics
  16. Intergalactic Sex
  17. Rape, Death And Paralysis
  18. Lady Vera Fart Teller
  19. I Can't S**t
  20. Sex Manual
  21. Stupid
Disc 4:
  1. Bruce Forsyth
  2. Celebrity Suicide
  3. Endangered Species
  4. Horse Racing
  5. Labels
  6. Mona
  7. Records
  8. The Horn
  9. Alfie Noakes
  10. Back Of The Cab
  11. I Saw This Bloke
  12. In The Cubicles
  13. Joan Crawford
  14. Members Only
  15. Non Stop Dancer/My Mum Song (Medley)
  16. Norman The Carpet
  17. Nurse
Disc 5:
  1. Marriage
  2. Mother In Law
  3. Pete's Impressions
  4. How Sex Was Invented
  5. Bogey Song
  6. Eight Legged Elephant
  7. Duds Walk
  8. Sex Education
  9. Drumming Session
  10. Punk Song
  11. Stripper
  12. Ballroom
  13. Cough Song
  14. Hamsters
  15. The End
Release date Australia
August 7th, 2015
Label
Universal Music International
Number of Discs
5
Original Release Year
2015
Box Dimensions (mm)
140x125x20
UPC
00600753607435
Product ID
23048470

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