Bacon is perhaps the most viable form of currency the world has ever known. Think about it: it's kind of dollar shaped, it's tasty, it's um . . . it's . . . shut up, it's bacon. Bacon is awesome, and the more bacon products that exist, the better the world is. So why not keep your boring currency in a Bacon Wallet- That way, you're cash will be safe and you can feel superior by the meat in your pocket.

The Bacon Wallet looks like meat, yes, but it's really not. BUT, it really is a wallet. And what a wallet! Two long pockets for your cash, six slots for credit cards, and three extra bonus pockets for whatever you want. Or you could always be very meta about it and use your Bacon Wallet to hold bacon. At least you'll always know where you meat is.

• Looks like you keep your money in meat (but it's really vinyl).
• Two billfold pockets, 6 card pockets, and 3 bonus pockets.
• 10.8 cm x 9.5 cm