Once upon a time, there were three bears... What kind? Huh? What kind of bears? Grizzly bears? Sun bears? Polar bears? Um ... the last one. And they lived in the woods... Polar bears don't live in the woods. They live in the Arctic. Fall out of your chair laughing as a cheeky child questions every aspect of the classic story of 'The Three Bears'. Don't bears prefer salmon to porridge? Why are they living in a cottage anyway? And how come they can talk?