Published just in time for Passover 5779 (2019), this unauthorised and hilarious Haggadah from the legendary Jewdas collective propagates a multitude of dangerous ideas such as workers' rights, liberation of the oppressed and the dismantling of nation-states, all in line with Rabbi Geoffrey Cohen's heretical diasporist ideology. Fully functional and designed for use at your next seder, the Haggadah includes never-before-seen fragments from the Book of Geoffrey, dreams, stories original and unoriginal, liturgy, illustrations, recipes, songs, sexts, party games, and instructions for the proper pronunciation of 'beigel'. Its pages celebrate contemporary lefty wins and explore radical Jewish communist history while inciting readers to create change in the world. A practical tool for enabling Jews across the diaspora to hold alternative diasporist seders of their own, A Jewdas Haggadah reflects a uniquely political and joyous form of Jewish practice.