Even on a cloudy day, the local color is kaleidoscopic in Flamingo Bay, home to pirates, fairy dust, and little boys who never grow up. No boy on the Virgin Island of St. Judas has resisted growing up for more decades than Captain Brian. Then he runs smack into Billie-many years younger in age, many years older in maturity-but their beguine is interrupted by the murder of local reprobate Leif the Thief. At Billie's urging, they team up to investigate Leif's death, but Captain Brian's escalating conflict with a sociopathic police officer and the suspect appearance of a charming but dangerous federal agent bring emphatic closure to Billie and Brian's ho-hum days in paradise.