What do you do when you’re stressed? A nice hot bath? An early night? Bottle of wine and a takeaway? Boring. Why not try pummeling the squidgy goodness out of a defenseless rubber avocado?
Squidge, smash, and squeeze your troubles away. Bash it against the wall. Throw it out of the window. Step on it. Bite it. Bop It!®
We’re so relaxed having played with this irresistibly bouncy fruit (yes, avocados are technically a fruit) that we can’t type full sentences. Compress. Crush. Pinch. Stretch. Feels good.
Just be sure to give it a reassuring stroke or cuddle at the end so the poor creamy thing knows it’s nothing personal.
- Relieve the pressures of being a millenial
- Housing crisis who?
- Provides a mess-free way to squeeze your stress out
- Tough enough to withstand almost anything
- Not as tasty on toast as the real thing