Excerpt from Brown Alumni Monthly, Vol. 87: October, 1986 D Remove all women, students and faculty, from campus. If one or two have disgraced the University, then none deserve to be there. Besides, they make such poor Rambos. D Remove all black, Asian foreign, jewish, Catholic, or otherwise differ ent students and faculty from campus. Their presence only foments such dis graces as the divestment movement which, as we now know, is the moral equivalent of prostitution. D Replace the sat exams with loy alty tests, administered by Accuracy in Academia, as a criterion for admission. Despite Phi Beta Kappa's opposition (bam, March), this august organization should be at least as capable as ets in coming up with an interesting hll in the dots test. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.