Calvin Hopkins, the agnostic owner of South Florida's largest marketing firm, has been approached by his most intriguing client to date: Jesus Christ himself. After two-thousand years of waiting, He has finally returned-not to usher in the apocalypse like many believed, but to give humanity another chance at redemption. Jesus recruits as his new disciples Calvin and his best friend, Dave-a lifelong Christian who has successfully driven more people away from Christ than towards-to accompany Him from Florida to California on a grassroots mission to rejuvenate Christianity. Jesus has finally returned, but will his most devout followers be happy to see Him? Will His triumphant second arrival signal a new era of Christianity, or will Jesus suffer the same fate as the first time? In this comedic tale of spiritual growth, Calvin uncovers Christianity's most greedy, gluttonous, and ignorant followers as he explores the reality of what it means to be a Christian in twenty-first century America.