Greetings, potential buyer! Do you like failing, miserably? Well, good news! Because now there's a book that's been made just for you! It's called The Cartoon Guidebook To Absolute Failure and it's the "bee's knees" of anti-help fun! Written by Erik Craddock, and Illustrated by Logan Faerber, this series of guidebooks will help you, the reader, with your every failure need. In this third and final installment of the series (which collects issues five and six), we discuss such topics as winning the lottery, live puppet theater, managing a rollercoaster theme park, crocodile hunting, being a teen idol, and so much more! Because if you can think it, then you can fail it, guaranteed!