In Comedy Sketches and News Satire Celebrity Chef Nigella Lawson shows us how to make cupcakes cocaina, Boris Johnson conducts a top-level Cabinet interview while a gerbil burrows its way deeper into his rectum. Bronson finally meets Chopper Reed and together decide to give each other a well-deserved kicking. We meet a man who staples his warehouse colleague to a pallet and suspends him from the ceiling on a fork lift truck. Then a manager of a car rental company is sexually assaulted by a psychopathic employee who likes to perform indecent inverted piggybacks.In section two, the author invents a fictitious news team - the Daily Bollocks, providing spoof news articles. Top stories include British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson publicly calling transgender males "ugly men in drag!", and asking "Why do devout Muslim men sit down and piss between their legs instead of standing up and pissing?". The Daily Bollocks also investigates a radical new solution to the age-old phenomenon of senior citizens bickering on public transport, by jabbing the old 'mincers' with a highly potent, sedative filled syringe, rendering the guilty parties unconscious. Just a sample of the news stories within.Up for it? Well, get yourself a bloody copy of this book!WARNING: This book contains adult humour and very explicit sexual language and images!