Although you are what some people may call a slacker, you can pull off more tricks than Houdini and your skills have become the stuff of legend in the messenger underground. A precise melding of a hardcore carbon-fiber frame, taunt cables, a sturdy chain, grease, and tires that devour asphalt -- your only defense against the forces of the city and the powers that be. You have hundreds of deliveries to make. The road is overrun with obstacles and pedestrians bent on halting your progress. When the smoke clears you're either a legend or a quivering pile of road pizza.