THE DEADLY ATTACHMENT
Face to face with the enemy at last! The platoon, detailed to guard a captive U-boat crew, rise to the occasion with all the competence and courage we've come to expect from the Home Guard.

KEEP YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
Concern about the condition of some of the "older" members of the Home Guard, precipitates a frenzy of "rejuvenating" activity.

NEVER TOO OLD
At first everyone assumes that old age lies behind Jones' increasing woolly-headedness. But nothing could be further from the truth - it's all because he's fallen in love.

ASLEEP IN THE DEEP
When a bomb falls on the local plumbing station, efforts to rescue Privates Walker and Godfrey result in the exact opposite - nearly the whole platoon are now trapped with them.

SONS OF THE SEA
Captain Mainwaring has an idea: "River patrols! Half a dozen men, armed to the teeth with a boat. They could play havoc with the Nazis."