"Laura Levine's twisted wit can always be counted on to entertain readers" (Kings River Life Magazine) and she does it again when freelance writer and long-time Ben & Jerry's addict Jaine Austen battles crime (and cellulite) at the Miss Teen Queen America contest. For freelance writer Jaine Austen, working behind the scenes at a teen beauty pageant has shown her that sometimes beauty is in the eye of the murderer... Teen contestant Taylor Van Sant has a talent for singing, but she can't write a song. So her ber-pushy stage mom Heather has hired Jaine to pen lyrics the judges will love. Unfortunately, the hotel hosting Miss Teen Queen America is a dump, the cattiness is out of control, and Candace--the perfectly-coiffed, whip-cracking pageant director--is making even Jaine's life miserable. When Candace's assistant Amy is found bludgeoned to death with a silver tiara, there are more suspects than sequins on a pageant gown--and Heather is first on the list. Taylor begs Jaine to help clear her mom's name, but finding the culprit is going to be trickier than walking the stage in stilettos...