Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

In a quiet countryside farmhouse, Britain’s vampires gather for their once-every-fifty-years meeting. Others will be joining them too; Sebastian Crockett, an unwitting Essex boy who thinks he’s on a promise with sexy cougar Vanessa; and a detachment of Special Forces vampire killers who have bitten off more than they can chew. This is certainly going to be a night to remember… and for some of them it will be their last. Before the break of dawn, there will be blood. And corpses. Lots of them.

Critic Reviews:

“Parallels with everything from Shaun of the Dead to What We Do In the Shadows go down a treat. There's even a nice little bit of social class dialogue bubbling under the surface that results in a final and very wry political money shot.” – Starburst

“Eat Locals never takes itself too seriously and is peppered with enough knowing gags, observations and action to have you chuckling one minute and horrified the next” – Britflicks.com

“Combines the tropes of vampire films with the Little England satire of Royston Vasey to show the accidental centrality of small-town British parochialism to a global economic scene where religious and national interests are trumped by corporate ones” – SciFiNow