Two-time Emmy Award winner, Kirstie Alley, takes her life experiences and recreates them in the extreme as she plays a fictional version of herself - a successful television and movie star whose weight gain has become the subject of her existence, as she tries to find work and true love in an unforgiving Hollywood.
Guest Stars - John Travolta, Kelly Preson, Jeff Zucker, Mark Curry, Michael McDonald.
Kirstie forces her agent to set her up on a big network meeting with Jeff Zucker, only to find out that he thinks she's too fat for TV. Kirstie flirts with an NBC exec and ends up with a holding deal.
Guest Stars - Kid Rock, Carmen Electra, Melissa Gilbert, Kelly Preston, Edie McClurg
Kirstie has a meeting with the director of "Charlie's Angels" and also runs into the love of her life, Kid Rock, but develops a bad case of diarrhoea from an overdose of laxatives. Eddie runs into Melissa Gilbert's care while ogling Carmen Electra.
HOLY LESBO, BATMAN
Guest Stars - Leah Remini, Wallace Shawn, Mayim Bialik, Kelly Preston
Kirstie tries out a new diet theory which proposes that in order to get small, you have to surround yourself with small things.
CRACK FOR GOOD
Guest Stars - Connie Stevens, Christopher McDonald, Geoffrey Lewis, Larry King
Kirstie's crackhead brother arrives and suggests that Kirstie starts doing crack in order to lose weight. Kirstie's dysfunctional parents try to intervene.
Guest Stars - Bill Smitrovich, Merv Griffin
Merv Griffin sets Kirstie up with one of his rich friends. At first, Kirstie thinks he is ideal, but he turns out to be an emotional wreck.
Guest Stars - Jeff Zucker, Rhea Perlman
Kirstie discovers her bank account is running low on funds. She schemes to get yet another lucrative deal from the network