Membership of this club is extremely limited and available only to those who've passed the ultimate test: Does this person generally dislike socialising with others as much as you do? No?

That would explain why membership is mostly just you and a cup of tea.

In your room.

With a book.

This colourful, gold-backed, hard enamel lapel pin comes beautifully presented on a Jubly-Umph backing card. It is one of a limited edition.

• Limited edition
• Hard enamel
• 35mm in Length