"I bought wine at a garage sale today...Best. Garage. Sale. Ever." Over the years I've kept many journals, each with their own category. I've recorded the weird and wonderful things that I've been through in this adulting/mothering journey. Not only the odd things my kids do and say but the odd things I've become conditioned to do.Some of these journals contain the strange and unusual things that go on during my daily life. Some of them contain strange and unusual things my kids do during their daily lives. I've included some of the juicier entries for your enjoyment and unavoidably - my embarrassment.