You’re so vain, you probably think this soap is about you
You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Each unscented 2.5 oz. (70 g) bar of soap has “NARCISSIST” debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3¾" x 2½" x ¾" (9.5 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin.