Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's meant to be at school and his best mate Sewell is unemployed. Both wish for better things in life.

Owning two season tickets to their beloved Newcastle Football Club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost 1000 pounds - and they're about 1000 pounds short!

While they think up increasingly outlandish money-making schemes from selling household junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of house-breaking, real life begins to interfere. When the pair's scamming goes hilariously awry, their punishment has unexpected results.