Nonsense Monk lives in St. Paul Nonsense Monk knows close to all Nonsense Monk has collected his words When he's on vacation, feed Nonsense Monk's birds It's not that he's all that mysterious He takes his work quite serious But downward translation is hard When distilling from a universe to a card Nonsense Monk can be sardonic Many of his words might be ironic He seems to strive to be iconic Some of his visions come with gin and tonic