QUIZ: Are You Shortie on the Side Material? Check the choices that best describe you to find out if you could be a Shortie on the Side. 1. Do you consider yourself a secretive person? 0 My life is an open book-I don't have any secrets. 0 I may have a skeleton or two in my closet. 0 That information will be given on a need-to-know basis and only if you have the proper clearance code. 2. Your phone rings at 2:17 in the morning on a Wednesday from a restricted number. 0 It must be an emergency-no decent person would call anyone so late. 0 Two words: Booty call. 0 If it rings twice and then they hang up and call right back, that's the call I've been waiting on. 3. What impression do you think you make on society as a whole? 0 They see I'm doing the right things-like working, going to school, helping my family. 0 It's a good thing they can't see what I do behind closed doors. 0 I'm a society of one; my opinion is the only opinion that matters. Scoring: The answers are inside; check it out!