Congratulations! It seems only yesterday that your eyes first met or perhaps it doesn't; now you have matching jumpers, his 'n' hers TV chairs and the weekly argument over taking out the rubbish. On the bright side, it's time to celebrate another year in love and look forward to sharing nose-hair removers and a mobility scooter made for two! AUTHOR: Mike Haskins and Clive Whichelow have written for Smack the Pony, Dead Ringers and Spitting Image as well as for The Mail on Sunday, the Express and the Daily Mirror. *

Author Biography

Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others as well as for The Mail on Sunday, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror. Mike Haskins is a writer and researcher who has worked on TV providing scripts for everyone from Simon Pegg to Christopher Biggins. He has worked on radio series featuring Des O'Connor, Bruce Forsyth and Brian Eno (although sadly not all at the same time). He has worked for many years with Griff Rhys Jones and has written (or co-written) a vast pile of books including the bestselling joke collection Man Walks Into A Bar.