Greetings, potential buyer! Do you like failing, miserably? Well, good news! Because now there's a book that's been made just for you! It's called The Cartoon Guidebook To Absolute Failure and it's the "bee's knees" of anti-help fun! Written by Erik Craddock, and Illustrated by Logan Faerber, this series of guidebooks will help you, the reader, with your every failure need. Welcome to the first-ever printed volume of The Cartoon Guidebook to Absolute Failure! In Volume 2 of this eclectic series (which collects issues three and four) we learn how to fail at such things as building a pyramid, piloting a giant robot, getting a business loan, being a billionaire, blowing up the Death Star, 80's cartoons, and so much more! Because if you can think it, then you can fail it, guaranteed!