Once upon a time That is how most fairy tales begin, isn't it? Welcome to The Realm of Utopia. A place where you will find an Ugly Duckling addicted to cosmetic surgery, an incompetent criminal defence lawyer by the name of Pinocchio and an intoxicated Genie of the Lamp, whose alcohol problem has unfortunate repercussions for those he grants wishes. More importantly, it is also the place where you will find Jeremiah Smith, a young man who is burdened with a most unusual curse. Told the way only a socially inept dwarf on community service could half-heartedly tell a story; The Journey of Jeremiah Smith...and other Pointless Stories is unlike any pointless fairytale you have ever read before.