Excerpt from The Link, Vol. 6: April, 1948 However, this, like every type of training, must be done by the numbers. First, roast the wiener. Somewhere near you will find a green stick, sharp ened at the point. Bayonet the dog. There is a choice between the lateral and the longitudinal attack. Whichever you try, your neighbor next to you at the fire will Open an argument with you that your manner is the poorer one; in the heat of his tirade his frank falls into the fire and he stops the chatter to go back to the table for another. Nine times out of ten the flame will be too hot to approach with a ten - foot pole, and your face will blister along with the wiener. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.