Dave Taylor wanted to be a rock star. But bars and recovering alcoholics make a lousy mix, so now he's back doing the same job he quit twenty years ago - writing for "The National Truth," America's #1 supermarket tabloid. The stuff Dave writes is sensational, but nothing compared to what's going on at TNT: a naked reporter slain on church steps, a dead hit man whacked, a transvestite nun with a gun, Dave's fiancee disappearing on their practice honeymoon, and a stalker with a penchant for parochial school uniforms who keeps on returning from the dead. The job's a piece of cake. Staying alive and sober is another story.