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The Pflatlands by R., D. Hammond
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Get ready to laugh out loud on a distinctly "otherworldly" adventure! In the Pflatlands, little is as it seems, as one might expect on a planet made by two drunken gods and bearing a distinct resemblance to a burrito. When one of the Pflatlands natives, a young Kar, French kisses a pretty human female-a female who just killed a beast that, for fun, knocks down mile-wide trees with its head-one might assume the young Kar is in love, or suicidal, or suffering delusions associated with a bad case of "ground sickness." Actually, it's just the way a Kar says "Thank you very much." However, from that moment on, Dahn is no ordinary Kar. And Sarah has never been an ordinary human female-grouchy, abrasive, and downright violent, yes-but ordinary? Never. She's also hiding a secret as big as the High Kingdom. When these two run afoul of the Assassins' Guild, it takes all their combined skills, a few magic artifacts, the help of a thimble-sized fairy, a beautiful wood-nymph, and The World's Most Dangerous MonkT to stay one jump ahead the deadliest killers in the Pflat-lands. Their only hope of escape is to decipher the coded scroll they've in-tercepted from Assassins' Guild-if they can stay alive long enough to do it!
Release date Australia
July 11th, 2006
Country of Publication
United States
ArcheBooks Publishing
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