Ian 'Tickets' Thompson, former football star and current playboy, is a media darling. Arrogant, womanising, deeply offensive he's the star of TV's top-rating football show 'Leather and Lace'. Billy Nock is still playing football, even though his best days are well and truly behind him. Married to the beautiful and talented Olivia - lotto host extraordinaire - and committed to his team, his friends and his family, Billy's the genuine article. Unfortunately, on the ground he's a has-been, and on TV he's a never-was. His football show 'Pill Talk' is unfunny, unoriginal and unwatched.