A botanist named Allie Hannigan who loves plants a little too much does something naughty with the phallic flower she's just discovered deep in the unexplored regions of Olympic National Park. The morning after, she makes a horrific discovery-a discovery between her legs that changes the course of her life forever. A few days later, a quest to discover what lies beneath the soil of the strange plant leads to a terrifying revelation and a deadly accident... Oh, but it doesn't end there... As it turns out, five minutes of pleasure didn't just cause several lifelong changes to her body, it also means she can't hookup with a man anymore without them contracting a horrible, life-threatening disease... The Yoni Flower is an erotic horror/sci-fi, splatterpunk story intended for adults who are into tentacles, monsters, and Lovecraftian tales of titillation. As such, this novel contains strong language and graphic descriptions. And, for those who don't know what splatterpunk is, that means this story contains text written to elicit a certain gross-out factor. So, if that's not for you, this book might be something you want to skip. For more details, please see the content warning in the front matter of the book.