“I’m in love with the dinner lady…” Gah! Someone shut me up! Beaky’s survival skills are about to be tested to the limit. After a mix-up in the school office, Beaky’s class are on a trip to Learning Land – a rubbish theme park – and Beaky is partnered with Wayne pretend-to-be-nice-but-actually-I’m-a-violent-psychopath Lawson. With Beaky unable to tell a lie and Wayne intent on beating him up, things aren’t looking good. And that’s before they find themselves on the run from the theme park’s mascot, a creepy clown who’ll seemingly stop at nothing to track them down…