Telling someone you fancy the pants off them in person is always a little awkward. Just let this gift wrap set do the talking and you’ll be balls deep in no time. Or flaps deep. Is that even possible? Probably not.

Simply wrap up your gift of choice – bonus points if the gift is either something saucy or something mundane, like a set of cooking utensils or a fountain pen – and let Firebox will do the rest. As in, the telling of the horny secret.

Not one to wrap Christening gifts in.

• For someone who makes you horny
• Let ‘em know just how ravenous they make you
• Classier than a mere sext
• Contains 4× MASSIVE sheets and 4× gift tags
• Created by Firebox
• Dimensions: Each sheet measures approximately 70cm(L) x 50cm(W)