It all started when Aaron "Smokey" Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, "My pants are on their last leg!" Together with a slew of comical contributors that include Steve Harvey and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, M. Price and Smokey Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as: - Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag. - That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way. - The jazz musicians were in a jam. - The cowboy was at the end of his rope! - The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous. - The naked gambler was on a winning streak. - I said to my adrenal gland, "What's the rush?" - I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted. Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.