Science states that there are no such animals or things as Hairy Hominoids, also known as Bigfoot, Yeti, Sasquatch, Almas or Yowies amongst many other names. We all know what they look like yet we have never seen descriptions of one except in texts like this. We have never reportedly, except in this text, caught one. Numerous times in fact. We have never seen one in a zoo. They are tall and hairy generally with peaked heads and sometimes a nauseating odour. They are very strong and at the mention of Bigfoot almost all of us know what they are. But no scientific text has ever verified their existence. What then are we to make of the one thousand four hundred and two documented and dated sightings of Hairy Hominoids, not bears or cats or lions or boogers or whatever, that have been reported since the year 1800 up until 1977. 1402 liars? Several of them were before the discovery of the Gorilla in the mid-Nineteenth century. If they do not exist then what sort of illusion or hallucination are they? Let us just ask the witnesses who were courageous enough to report their sightings to their peers, often to great derision and laughter. Let us also look at patterns of occurrence of these odd so-called hallucinations as well. If it is an hallucination why the same one? The giant humanlike or hominoid creature with or without blazing eyes, an overpowering stench, a peaked or crested head and a hair-covered body as well as some other unusual features that even in this text are sometimes difficult to believe.