This book is about Ted. Ted is a special fellow who wasn't gifted with intelligence, guile or sense. Especially sense, Ted and sense keep little company together. But, what he lacks in brain wattage, Ted more than makes up for in his uncanny ability to stumble into situations that threaten his job, well being and, at times, very life. It's up to his arch nemesis The Baron, aka Charles from accounting, Eric, The Baron's boyfriend and a ghost who calls himself Mr. F in polite company to make sure that Ted isn't carried away by his misadventures. It isn't an easy thing, to be sure, but with a little luck, and decent book sales, perhaps Ted will make it through to a sequel.