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They thought prison would break me.
All it did was teach me the rules, so I could rewrite them.
I walked out harder, sharper, and with one mission: never let anyone put me in a cage again. Not a judge, not a jury, not anyone stupid enough to think the law is anything but a weapon I’m more than happy to use.
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Now I wear the Barrister’s wig and smile for the cameras while I pull the strings underneath. Crooks walk free, enemies disappear, and anyone who touches my family, they learn exactly how far I’m willing to go.
Adorable Retributive Missile isn’t justice., it’s personal… And I’m aiming straight for anyone who thinks they can stop me.
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