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What do you get when a foul-mouthed, half-naked, whiskey-chugging baby boomer disappears into the Adirondacks with a Doberman, a stash of weed, and zero f*cks to give?
You get Boomer Gone Wild: Shit, Sasquatch & Spiritual Hangovers-a blisteringly funny, brutally honest, and sometimes-nude memoir of surviving nature, aging disgracefully, and flipping off the modern world from the nearest mountaintop.
This ain’t your average “find yourself in the woods” story. This is PhishStones unchained-cursing out GPS systems, dodging bears with flaming marshmallow sticks, skinny-dipping in glacier lakes, and accidentally becoming the mythical “Naked Sasquatch of Schroon Lake.”
Packed with twisted campfire tales, midlife meltdowns, spiritual misfires, and zero helpful survival tips, this book is for every burned-out soul who’s ever fantasized about running off-grid, telling society to suck it, and finding peace (or a hangover) at the bottom of a bourbon bottle in bear country.
Whether you’re 30, 50, or dead inside, this book will slap you with laughter, spark your wild side, and maybe remind you that life ain’t over until you say it is.
Grab a copy, light a fire, and howl at the moon with your new favorite boomer outlaw.
Author Biography
About the Author
PhishStones aka David Salmon
David Salmon, known by the name PhishStones in dive bars, trailheads, and twisted love stories, is a 60-year-old rock ‘n roll survivor with a heart full of rebellion and boots caked in Adirondack mud. Born with a Stones record spinning and a middle finger in the air, he’s spent his life chasing freedom through forests, women, campfires, and chaos.
Raised by old-school Parents who tossed him into the wild like a cub learning to bite back, he grew up in the greatest classroom known to man-the Adirondack Mountains. That park didn’t just raise him. It baptized him in pine needles and bear tracks, carved him into a storyteller, and gave him enough dirt-under-the-fingernails wisdom to call bullshit on just about anything.
PhishStones writes the way he lives: raw, funny, deeply nostalgic, and just offensive enough to get you kicked out of Sunday service. His words are for the boomers who never sold out, the broken-hearted hikers, the stoned philosophers, and anyone who knows you can find God on a mountaintop-or in a woman who smells like woodsmoke and bad decisions.
He still believes in vinyl, karma, freedom, and second chances. And he’s probably already writing the next book from the porch of a rusty Airstream with a blunt in one hand and a black coffee in the other.
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