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This is not a book ov haiku.
But what is it you wanted out ov me anyway? Some long rambling ghostwritten account ov my ‘‘life’‘, my ‘‘story’‘ and the crimes i was wrongfully convicted ov? No, what °m giving you instead is a cock shot. A stripped down glimpse into my uncensored mind and existence during a relatively brief period ov my relatively LONG incarceration., a broken window peering into a world ov lust and hatred, depression and madness, observations ov nature, the profound and the mundane….. If you were hoping for ‘‘True Crime’‘ and perhaps a more focused excursion into the darker corners ov my being, then eye am quite happy to disappoint you., You my reader. You want morbid? Check out DEADHOLE, or MURKFELL if you can find it. You want Haiku?, go pick up a Basho Collected Works, or some Kerouac if you’re not a total square. THIS, what you’re holding This is a dirty needle, a razor to your wrists and a cum stain where you really wish you hadn’t found one.
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