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Men: Does your wife block your blitz every night? Does she call a timeout every time you make a move? Is your sex life like running the wishbone, only it’s all wish and no bone? Then look no further than this handy guide to help you score in the bedroom.
A Man’s Playbook for Marriage is a bold, irreverent take on the complexities of relationships, crafted specifically for men in the style of a football playbook. It breaks down marital topics and tasks into three categories: Offensive Plays, Defensive Plays, and Special Teams. Offensive Plays are skills like household chores, foreplay, and listening, ensuring you’re not just a spectator in your marriage. Defensive Plays tackle tricky topics like strip clubs, pornography, and in-laws. The Special Teams section covers winning tactics for sharing a bathroom, giving compliments and gifts, and managing money. Finally, a candid note to women explains the book’s locker-room aesthetic, which helps men feel comfortable and confident on the relationship playing field. Each section employs a strong lineup of humor, relatable scenarios, and logical strategies, packing this playbook full of game-changing advice.
A Man’s Playbook for Marriage translates cohabitation and commitment quandaries into gridiron gameplans that are logical and easy to execute. Whether you’re looking to improve your relationship or just want a good laugh, this playbook is your go-to resource for becoming a more satisfied – and satisfying – husband.
Author Biography
The author lives in Georgia, where he has remained married and unmurdered by his wife of 30 years while successfully launching five children into the world. An English major and former professional athlete, he likes to cook, drink good bourbon, read, and pass on his hard-earned wisdom to generations to come. If you enjoyed this book, look for his next gem, Soccer Moms, Baseball Dads, and Other Assorted Psychopaths: A Playbook for Youth Sports.
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