You May Also Like
Sponsored
Sold by Mighty Ape
Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver’s license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver’s education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them.
In the New Driver’s Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as:
What is a car?
What are those round things at the bottom
Where does it belong?
In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list.
Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are:
People
Other cars
Trees
Houses
Icebergs
Mountains
Creepy Garden Gnomes
And many more!
Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.
We are committed to protecting your rights under the Consumer Guarantees Act and working with our suppliers to assist with warranty claims. Products sold by Mighty Ape will be covered by a Manufacturer's Warranty for at least a one-year period from the date of purchase.
Your warranty will cover any manufacturing defects which, if existing, will present themselves within this warranty period.
Your warranty will not cover normal wear and tear, faults caused by misuse, and accidents which cause damage or theft caused after delivery. Using the product in a way it is not designed for will void your warranty.
Please refer to our Help Centre for more information.
