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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.“ ― Albert Einstein
During a bungled federal arson and corruption case labeled The Chinese Fire Drill, they meet. She is a beautiful, high strung ballet diva just returned from Paris. She is also the long alienated daughter of a scheming con artist Gypsy father and tong connected Chinese mother. He is a witty, gritty, but jaded and low life street cop on night shift uniform nicknamed Mister Hobo. He is also a semi nutcase haunted by a persistent spook kid and dogged by rumors from out of Little China that he has been targeted to die. She has long cherished dreams for a dancing career and finding love with an old high school crush. He’s caught in a sleazy nightmare of murder, mayhem, pimps, drugs, and gang wars just trying to stay alive, sane, and … single. It’s an old story of boy vs. girl. It’s also a Chinese Fire Drill.We are committed to protecting your rights under the Consumer Guarantees Act and working with our suppliers to assist with warranty claims. Products sold by Mighty Ape will be covered by a Manufacturer's Warranty for at least a one-year period from the date of purchase.
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