He forgot your birthday. He always leaves his socks on the floor. He's glued to the tube all weekend for every game. Let's face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the "talks," counseling sessions and self-help books fail, there's only one viable recourse: torture. In this hilarious collection of clever tricks and tactics, you will learn how to put your husband in his place when you: Bury the remote in the backyard Have lunch with an ex Pick a fight during the game Book a male masseuse for your next massage Delete his DVR recordings And many more! Risk factors rank damage done as well as how long it'll take him to get over it. With the creatively wicked methods outlined in this manual, he'll never misbehave again!

Author Biography

Maria Garcia-Kalb is a radio broadcaster who most recently completed eight years as the host of the "Steve and Maria Morning Show" on Long Island's 106.1 WBLI-FM reaching more than 600,000 loyal listeners daily. She is currently an on-air personality on WFLC-FM 97.3 The Coast in Hollywood, FL. Maria has been married for 10 years. She currently resides in Fort Lauderdale, Florida with her husband Andrew, and their toddler son, Ethan.