Toddland The Original & Kinda World Famous… Faux Paws
Toddland doctorologists do not recommend these gloves for skiiing, hiking, driving, texting, catcalling, or pretty much doing anything in. What they lack in functionality, they make up in beary (it's a word now) awesomeness.
They also warn us that smothering yourself in honey and wearing these out
into the woods is probably a bad idea as well (or smothering yourself in honey
and going anywhere really).
We think what they are trying to say is go ahead and buy these at your own risk,
and figure out what to do with them. you're rad enough to be different. you're
rad enough to be different.
- Size: One size fits most
- Put 'em on. it'll be funny. we promise.
- The original & kinda world famous…
- 100% faux fur