Aging. Why is it particularly hard on women? Do you find yourself looking into the mirror almost weekly and finding something new that wasn't there before, or was totally different than what was there before? Women are the ones who experience and spend the most money on the dramatic changes and never-ending battles to do everything we can to stop, reverse, or even erase the horrifying discoveries of aging. Is our dolls really to blame for our misguided beliefs in beauty and perfection? Is she actually spot-on as one of the most influential representations of the amazing female? Ultimately, it seems that a lot, though not all, of American beauty icons tend to have some aspect of her favorite doll in her. These qualities are what we appreciate and consider as being beautiful and sexy. Join me on a fascinating, terrifying, and hilarious journey through my aging maze of discovery, shock, confusion, experimentation, and ultimate acceptance. Get your martini glass and favorite chocolate ready, and then kick back and laugh your ass off, literally, as you realize that you are not alone. There is a light at the end of each tunnel of aging! Sienna Taylor is a middle-aged Minnesota gal whose day job is in technology and whose night job is taking care of her Golden Retriever, Sammy. This is her first book.