Derrick can't catch a break. His clients don't pay for work done and he's getting hungry. When an easy job comes his way, he jumps on recovering the holy relic stolen from a church. Derrick doesn't care that he has to find the skeleton of a saint. Finding things is easy.Things get worse when he has to enter the virtual reality game Funland Kill Zone to retrieve the bones from the thief, an eerie creature known as Doctor Tenebrous. Adding to his problems, killer clowns and giant trolls and the threat of a zombie invasion of the real world make it impossible to complete his job--his quest. To triumph, to get paid and to save the real world from a horde of blood-thirsty zombies, he has to scale the Tower of Lunacy, turn off the lunar-powered bone laser and defeat Doctor Tenebrous.And this is only the start of Derrick's problems. With his companions, the elf Eloian and her companion, Jo-jo the dog-faced boy, and a talking stuffed clockwork parrot toy, Boldheart, he has to find the way back to his own world or forever be trapped in a VR game.Join the adventure with Derick in this illustrated lit gaming novel.