Kevin is pretty cool with being uncool. Back in the '80s, he did it all. The spiked mohawk, the chains, the stompin' boots, the punk rock clubs. Brawl by brawl, he made name for himself as the most kickass vampire in Lower Manhattan. But after his friends got staked, he decided to lay low. Today he lives in an abandoned church in rural Ohio. His hobbies include playing Billy Joel on the organ and painting the statuary with nail polish from Walgreens. And, yes, it's Kevin. Just Kevin, thanks. But now, an odd figure from his past brings troubling news. A rogue vampire has launched a plan to turn the world into a hell for living and undead alike. And the Council of Ancients will do nothing to stop it. The visitor proposes an alliance. Stomp out this miscreant, seize power from the old order, and rule with an iron fist. Sounds dreadful! But what choice does Kevin have? Stay behind and continue his affair with colorful handknit socks? Can Kevin save both the world and the things he loves about it most? Or must darkness consume him, whether he becomes a hero or not? This unique vampire tale is full of strange characters, offbeat humor, intrigue, and plot twists. Check it out today!