Please do not attempt to purchase this book if you will be offended by information that is coarse, juvenile, graphic or sexual in nature. These short stories have been compiled to inform, enlighten, and educate the masses into the shallow world many correctional workers encounter. They are my thoughts and do not express any others or organizations. Some might find this information useful, many in Law Enforcement, especially in Corrections will find humor in these pages. If you do purchase this work, it is your right to denounce, disagree, give constructive criticism, or be flabbergasted. This is what makes free speech one of the greatest gifts obtained by most humans. I have no illusions of grandeur, it is me picking a fight with an adversary more headstrong than I could have imagined, my sarcastic cranium.