WELCOME TO BUSINESS IN THE REAL WORLD! To many workers entering the workplace for the first time, their place of employment seems like a frightening and bewildering place. A place filled with middle-aged, angry, alcoholic, sexually frustrated, mental midgets. They're right. "REALLY BAD BUSINESS ADVICE" reinforces these stereotypes--and gives you some brand new ones to enjoy. CONDEMNATION FOR "REALLY BAD BUSINESS ADVICE": "I was out for a Sunday drive with my family when some masked men grabbed me, blindfolded me, and whisked me away in a van. They threatened my family for God's sake. Anyway, I did as I was told. I read this stupid book. There, I've said it. I read it! Please, just let me go!"--Charlie Madison, CEO, Peterson Pharmaceuticals "This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown away with great force."--Dorothy Parker "Best book I've ever written!"--Arlen Foote