I just measured a heart rate, oxygen level and blood pressure of a TEDDY BEAR! And, my leather couch has a pulse of 73, 73/122 blood pressure but the 95% oxygenated blood in my sofa seems unhealthy. Fake health readings could cause SERIOUS HARM to someone who relies on it! The step counter seems equally fake. The message system doesn't work, nor does anything but the clock! ..sigh…